What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?